Fruit

Apple

What makes you think its okay to just walk right back into my life hey? just kiss me on the cheek as if nothings happened, as if we are old friends that simply never had the chance to be in love. No, not cool. Weve had about ten thousand shots at this, guess what buddy, it doesnt work. Never will again, we are different people. Im leaving, youre leaving, So dont think its okay to just walk back into my life, happy as ever, smiling, thinking this is going to all be okay. You are an airhead, just stop. We are never getting back together, we have no future, stop trying to make one happen. We can be in love again you idiot. Stop making me love you, i cant let myself do it again, i promised i wouldnt. Stop, you giant idiot.

Orange

Look, youre lovely. One of the most caring fruits ive gotten to know, but youre too sensible. You need to experience things, get out of your comfort zone more. I cant be with someone thats scared of the world, its not in my nature. Also im leaving, this cant happen, im sorry. Maybe in another lifetime.

Strawberry

Youre one of the funniest sweethearts ive met, and ive loved becoming friends with you. Youre so good though, so caring, just all right fantastic. I actually love you, youre like toast to me. We should get married, like, asap.

Rasberry

I love you, but youre a youngen. If we were older, this would be great. Youre a little immature though, and i would hurt you. Sorry buddy, plenty more fish in the sea.